Hickory : Look at you, Zeke - you're just as white -Īunt Em: Here, here, what's all this jabber-wapping when there's work to be done? Hunk: What's the matter, gonna let a little old pig make a coward out of you? I fell in and and Zeke - Why, Zeke, you - you're just as scared as I am! That's what I'd do.ĭevorah: Oh! Oh! Oh, Zeke! Zeke! Zeke, get me out of here! Help! Oh!ĭevorah: Yes, I'm all right. Zeke: Then the next time she squawks, walk right up to her and spit in her eye. Listen Kid, are you going to let that Old Gulch heifer try and buffalo you? Zeke: Soo-ee! Get in there before I make a dime bank out of you! Hunk: Well, your head ain't made of straw, you know. See?ĭevorah: Oh, Hunk, you just won't listen, that's all. Hunk: Well, why don't you use them? When you come home, don't go by Miss Gulch's place – then Toto won't get in her garden and you won't get in no trouble. You'd think you didn't have any brains at all. Hunt: Now lookit, Devorah, you ain't using your head about Miss Gulch. Zeke: Listen honey, I got them hogs to get in. Zeke: It's a lucky thing it wasn't your head.ĭevorah: Zeke, what am I going to do about Miss Gulch? Just because Toto chases her old cat – Zeke: Why don't you get your finger out of the way! And he can't catch her old cat, anyway! And now she says he's going to get the. Oh, but Aunt Em, Miss Gulch hit Toto right over the back with a rake just because she says he gets in her garden and chases her nasty old cat every day!ĭevorah: Oh, but he doesn't do it every day - just once or twice a week. You see, this old incubator's gone bad and we're likely to lose a lot of our chicks.ĭevorah: Oh - oh, the poor little things. Come on, Toto.ĭevorah: Just listen to what Miss Gulch did to Toto! She –Īunt Em: Devorah, please! We're trying to count: Fifty - eith.

We'll go tell Uncle Henry and Auntie Mem. Did she hurt you? She tried to, didn't she? Come on.

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